You're playing the hand you've been dealt, but you don't let it rest, you shuffle and stack, and a gamble... a gamble that may pay off? But how? - The Forecaster

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

apatheticghost:

shirts that get tight around the armpit

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The Signs Most to Least manipulative

funastrology:

Scorpio

Cancer

Gemini

Pisces

Leo

Capricorn

Virgo

Taurus

Aries

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Libra

skinsluver:

When someone is annoying the shit out of you

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming)